sometimes sayings like this just fall straight out of my mouth and into someones face.

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yup.

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Happy 20th birthday, Sailor Lady. You gave me my first taste in a long line of Japanese diarrhea. What would I be without you.

you ain’t got no fucking yezzy!?

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gonna start exercising again…

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new clothing is e x p e n s i v e.

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true love.

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The lyrics in this song, I have to admit, hit very close to home sometimes. But then I remember that I’m chasing a ghost that only lives inbetween time and dreams. The more time I spend with my real life adventureboy, the less I am haunted by things that never were. “Needing” is one thing but “gettings” another.

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hipster prince eric. i have a mental problem and a heart malfunction.

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A song all ladies can relate too.